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Indiana
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Talking Canadians have small weeners (not for the faint hearted)

Did you know Canadians have small weeners? Either that or socts have big ones. When I went to Canada I couldnt do a crap properly because the water level was too high and my bit would get wet when I sat down.

I actually had to push myself up using my two hands to get to a level where it was sitting in the water. The worst thing is that when you do a crap you usally pee at the same time, so the water level would rise and so on and it would fill up higher with pee and not water.

I just have to say that if American toilets are like that then you can forget me ever going there. Any other visitors to Canada from any other country noticed this problem?

My conclusion is that either canadians dont mind their bit dangling in their pee or they have small weeners...I think the latter is more likely as no one would like their bit dangling in pee.

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maybe the water level of the toilet was oddly high.

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Thats what I said man. The water level of the toilets in Canada were really high. So either canadians have small weeners and they dont notice it or they just dont give a fig because they're...well, they're Canadian, eh?

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Oh, sorry, didn't catch that, I miss the obvious often. I think maybe it's just Canada and not south of the border...south of the border ba dum ba!

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Why is this even a thread?

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so how many toilets did you experience this in?

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LOL ! Yeah, Scots have long weenies. LOL ! Maybe the Scots have extra deep toilets. Don't you know the proper toilet etiquette for men when taking a crapola ? Under no circumstances let your weeny fall into the bowl ! Lay it on the seat, tape it to your leg, whatever you have to do. I can't believe I have to give instructions.

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Ummm... Water levels are adjustable, eh?

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Excuse me, Lay it on the seat?
There are many things wrong with that, one of them being that I dont my weenie touching a surface another mans weenie has touched before!
No, its firmly tucked into the bowl and out of anythings way thank you very much.

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Too graphic...way to graphic.

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Yeah, I agree. Pg13 board and all. Plus...just icky.

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Indy - ever thought that maybe you just had a big ass?

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Hey, closing this thread man? Its a guy thing. No wonder you find it icky.

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Dissention among mods? Not a good sign. :shaking head smilie:

Mac, you shoulda just deleted it. Indy - why do you feel the need to discuss this? (Not sure if you should answer that though...)

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Because I feel sorry for my candain counterparts who most likely dont have small ones...coz that would be sick...no, they have to cope with highly filled toilets which I am so sad for them

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