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04-26-2010, 10:14 PM
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The monies...
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It just seemed a bit like a Jetdeck-esque reaction to not see the fact that I was being... Jetdeck-esque. Bah, who cares. I'm a one man brewery now.
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04-27-2010, 09:50 AM
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Does not want.
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In Australia, the appropriate response to any display of emotion is to speculate about the state of that person's vagina.
Exceptions to this are: Outbursts regarding masculine sports, such as rugby league and cricket, any Olympic sport as long as you're decrying an Australian being robbed (except Soccer, it's for girls) and AFL depend on the state you reside in (Girls sport in QLD). Drunken displays of affection, especially after sporting matches. Anger when someone else is an idiot on the road, especially when someone steals your parking spot. Anger when someone tries to charge a fee for something you believe should be free. Disappointment when you run out of alcohol and there is no method for you to obtain more booze (such as your feet have been cut off). It is also acceptable, should a person make an emotive outburst, that those around them inquire as to whether there are items lodged in that person's anus or colon.
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04-27-2010, 11:55 PM
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Yes you can son!
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But how much sand can the average vagina hold?
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04-28-2010, 01:27 AM
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aww, look at the baby!
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I suppose it depends.
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04-28-2010, 09:40 AM
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On whether it's an African that swallows or a European that swallows?
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04-28-2010, 03:05 PM
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Depends where your mum is from
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04-28-2010, 07:54 PM
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aww, look at the baby!
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And who she hasn't slept with.
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04-30-2010, 01:55 PM
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i7, SSD, Antiglare.
Education discount lubrication. Anal rapage.
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05-09-2010, 11:22 PM
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The monies...
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Why was I so utterly offended by Napoleon Dynamite? It's just a completely humourless monstrosity. Ugly, gangly, weak, effeminate ginger has two or three unentertaining stock lines which he produces with predictable regularity and I'm supposed to think "Wow, this alternate comedy is so radical!"?
No. Superbad was funny. Napoleon Dynamite was offensive to pretty much all five senses.
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