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[president doc]

Spent ?250 or so on fuck all today. Okay. 40 quid on some club entry and 3 drinks, a coat, shirt, 2 jumpers, a tshirt, travel, lunch and a dualshock 3 controller. But still. I could have done without any of it.

[*natalie]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK. Booze loves you. But 40 pounds to get into bars??? Fcuk that.

I made a cake. It is delicious. I usually don't find anything I make to be delicious, because when you make it yourself it loses the mystery, but HOT DAMN.

[Charlie Carter]

Mmm, cake. In other news, today is surprise day. I DO NOT CARE FOR SURPRISES ONE BIT. But I'm told I'll love this one.

[president doc]

Originally Posted by *natalie

YOU TAKE THAT BACK. Booze loves you. But 40 pounds to get into bars??? Fcuk that.

I made a cake. It is delicious. I usually don't find anything I make to be delicious, because when you make it yourself it loses the mystery, but HOT DAMN.

Yeah it was disgusting but had to as it was a friends birthday.
I wore some of the clothes I bought there but had to change at friends house so I had on my smart casual shoe/trainers.
Bouncer was a cunt, told me I couldn't enter guest list or not, went to friends car 10 minutes away, changed into his one size too small bowling shoes, 10 minutes back, got in, 15 pounds for entry, 3 pounds to put backpack and coat in, 22 quid for vodka and coke, a red bull and some random cocktail. That felt like an arse rape.

[nug]

Originally Posted by W505a

Wow! It looks like I'm in. Now, I don't have anything to say!

Sorry about that.

Registration moderation is on because of the amount of spammers this place gets. I generally get to approving them within 24hrs but real life gets in the way now and then...

[president doc]

Originally Posted by president doc

Yeah it was disgusting but had to as it was a friends birthday.
I wore some of the clothes I bought there but had to change at friends house so I had on my smart casual shoe/trainers.
Bouncer was a cunt, told me I couldn't enter guest list or not, went to friends car 10 minutes away, changed into his one size too small bowling shoes, 10 minutes back, got in, 15 pounds for entry, 3 pounds to put backpack and coat in, 22 quid for vodka and coke, a red bull and some random cocktail. That felt like an arse rape.

wow, even I couldn't be bothered to read that.

[Charlie Carter]

Originally Posted by Charlie Carter

Mmm, cake. In other news, today is surprise day. I DO NOT CARE FOR SURPRISES ONE BIT. But I'm told I'll love this one.

I did, for the record.

[*natalie]

Originally Posted by president doc

Yeah it was disgusting but had to as it was a friends birthday.
I wore some of the clothes I bought there but had to change at friends house so I had on my smart casual shoe/trainers.
Bouncer was a cunt, told me I couldn't enter guest list or not, went to friends car 10 minutes away, changed into his one size too small bowling shoes, 10 minutes back, got in, 15 pounds for entry, 3 pounds to put backpack and coat in, 22 quid for vodka and coke, a red bull and some random cocktail. That felt like an arse rape.

I read it too. That shoe shit is a load of rubbish. I have boobs so I don't suffer from it, but I get REALLY shirty with the bouncers if we're on the guest list and they don't want to let one of my male friends in. I couldn't be fucked being nice to those half witted idiots. They're just small-dicked, fuckwitted idiots who got rejected their whole lives and now they think they're hot shit because drunken sluts chat them up and they get to fucking guard a door.

It's a door, you fucking troll. You're a door troll.


Who'd have known I harbored such anger towards them... Inneresting.

[Strong Bad]

I did, for the record.

O rly?

[Charlie Carter]

Originally Posted by Strong Bad

O rly?

I was whisked away to a show. Eddie Izzard's latest tour. Fantastic.