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She paused, shocked, as she caught sight of herself bathed in blue Jell-o Brand Dessert (tm) shrimping an elderly Hobbit.

"That's not me!" she yelled.

But then again, the sheen of the Jello and the way the thong...

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"Truth requires no belief and Belief requires no truth."

"Our actions support our beliefs, but without our beliefs, we have no justification for our actions." - J. Wheeler

"Everything has its own place and function. That applies to people, although many don't seem to realize it, stuck as they are in the wrong job, the wrong marriage, or the wrong house. When you know and respect your Inner Nature, you know where you belong. You also know where you don't belong." -From "The Tao of Pooh"

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then el presidente woke up,

*YAWN*... Man, what a weird dream, and he went off to work, lived happily ever after.

The end.

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Or was it?

As he went out the door, he was sure the two men in black suits with shades on standing quietly on either side of his door weren't just reading his meter.

And, why had he forgotten to wear pants?

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"Truth requires no belief and Belief requires no truth."

"Our actions support our beliefs, but without our beliefs, we have no justification for our actions." - J. Wheeler

"Everything has its own place and function. That applies to people, although many don't seem to realize it, stuck as they are in the wrong job, the wrong marriage, or the wrong house. When you know and respect your Inner Nature, you know where you belong. You also know where you don't belong." -From "The Tao of Pooh"

You too can be *NUKED*! Ask me How!

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He took out the neuralizer from his underpants and promptly neuralised that black dude and that old white dude.
Meanwhile:

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But when he pushed the button and it started vibrating he remembered two things...

1. Ray-Ban's shield against the Nueralizer (tm).

2. His electric toothbrush was not a Nueralizer (tm)!!!

"Hmmm... I wondered where I left that." he said as the black one grabbed his arm and started walking him down the sidewalk toward a black double decker bus.

"Come with us, we just want to talk to you."

The wrinkly white guy openned the doors and El Presidente followed him in, only to find...

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"Truth requires no belief and Belief requires no truth."

"Our actions support our beliefs, but without our beliefs, we have no justification for our actions." - J. Wheeler

"Everything has its own place and function. That applies to people, although many don't seem to realize it, stuck as they are in the wrong job, the wrong marriage, or the wrong house. When you know and respect your Inner Nature, you know where you belong. You also know where you don't belong." -From "The Tao of Pooh"

You too can be *NUKED*! Ask me How!

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that the bus was filled with Pamela Anderson and Traci Lords lookalikes. As Pres Doc looked tothe back row, a scantily clad Pam carried foward a birthdaycake shaped like

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*hmm, continue, I like where this project is going....*

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two mounds with cherries on them. Oh, wait, that wasn't the cake...

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.....It was the Nueralizer (tm) which in turn went off with the old man telling doc it is all a nightmare.......

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