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THERES ONLY ROOM IN THIS FACILITY FOR ONE PRESIDENT, GEORGY, PUDDAMUP!!!!


And so, we circled each other like..some sort of fighters circling each other.

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Just as all this was happening Lee takes out his pen and paper and starts taking peoples bets.

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George whips out his.....handy frying pan and knocks Pressie over the head with it.

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Then George Bush spontaneously combusts, leaving charred debris all over the room. "Coat of paint, and it'll be fine, " Jack comments dryly, having flashbacks to Foothold.

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Lee collects his money.

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Chronos storms in, quite upset to have missed round one of the GWorld Goa'uld Wrestling Championships. And he brought blue jello too. Thankfully, Teal'c saw him and challanged him politely to on on one combat so that he would not have had a wasted journey.

Teal'c: WHAT? How many times do I have to kil you? GET HERE NOW YOU LITTLE &*^%?%$?&$?&%$?%$?%$?^%&*(&*^..............

THREE DAYS LATER....

^&^%$?%&*()*^%$%$^%&*((" he says as he politely and courteously bangs Chronos' head repeatedly into the wall.

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Sam managed to catch the glass of blue jello just before it hit the floor and skipped to the corner, sat down and hapily muched on her captured treasure.

Daniel watched Teal'c bang Cronos' head against the now blood-smeared wall. "259199....259200....259201...Wow, he's got some stamina...259205..."

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Meanwhile, Colonel Simmons sat in the corner reading bad S/J fanfic. After scanning a particularly vile songfic he went blind.

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Noticing this, Jack led Simmons up the ramp and gave the thumbs up to the technicians in the what-ever-that-room-is-called. Walter returned the signal and, after Jack and sauntered down the ramp, quickly dialed up the stargate, effectively destroying the blind Colonel Simmons. Jack looked around in vain for someone to high five.

"Ha, I knew that fic would do the trick!" He smiled to himself.

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Meanwhile, in a dark, cobweb infested unused part of the base that no one used because it was "haunted", President doc stalked through the corridor, brandishing several high quality P-90's and a Howitser cannon ripped from an AC130 gunship hed wrestled to the death just the otherday.
Suddenly Robot girl jumped him, yelling something incoherent about wanting him to turn her on,

(scene missing)

(another scene missing)

(im just one man you know, no more scenes missing )

After killing the crazed robot, The president continued along the dark corridor untill he came across a door, he slowly opened it...

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The episode director, the multi talented Bose-Einstein yelled "Cut!!", before sauntering off to have words with both the writers and the casting agency.

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Lee runs over to pretend to be a writer. The Jack starts to wonder who all of these people are. Why do they have such strange names, such as President Doc, Bose-Einstein and Lee.. So he goes off to eat another cookie.

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Then Richard Dean Anderson (hitherto-for known as RDA) walked over to the committee, growling at the cookie-stealing Lee.

"OK, I want to know where all my production money is going!" he states in an annoyed tone. "Where are al the booms?"

El Presidente lifts a hand, offering to show him a boom.

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suddenly, Carter pointed upwards. "Is it a bird?" she asked.
Teal'c followed her gaze, "is it a plane?" he asked.
"No," Jack answered, turning round, "it's The Ash Man!"

and all of a sudden The Ash Man appeared, in full underpants-on-the-outside-of-his-trousers superhero costume. He then began to single-handedly defeat most of the Jaffa... before dissipearing for quite some time with Janet and Sam...

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Bose, quite displeased at the way events were unfolding, decided to go back a few pages and re-write the script. In the new series of events, Sam fell under some strange Goa'uld mind control and felt compelled to get naked in Bose's trailer.

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