Registered: Oct 2001
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Who is Martha Stewart?

Who is Martha Stewart?

I heard Shiloh mention her and Tyler Turden in Fight Club said "Fcuk Martha Stewart" so who is she?

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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: United Kingdom
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I'd like to know, she tends to get Americans going, so who is she?

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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: On the potak taking a shitak in the peltak with Selmak on Delmak
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Martha Stewart is the "Do everything yourself and make it look damn good" lady.

http://www.marthastewart.com/

Have fun, homemakers!

EDIT: That, and she's in danger of going to jail because of bailing out on some stocks that someone powerful in that company told her it they were going to fall.

*giggles*

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Registered: Oct 2001
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I know about this lady..Its the cooking show lady...

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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: South, US
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And stole from millions.

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Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Othala
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her key phrase is "And that'a a good thing!!!" it's really funny . i can't believe u guys don't know her! everyone here knows. people have door signs and things that say "No, Martha Stewart does NOT live here!" and things llke that, if you get it.

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Registered: Oct 2001
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she's a silly american woman that teaches other silly american women how to be housewives.

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Registered: Sep 2002
Location: Camped out in front of the telly
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she's the ultimate DIY woman who can best macgyver at times with what she can make outta anything

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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: City of Angels
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And we all *hate* her.

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she's a silly american woman that teaches other silly american women how to be housewives.

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Delia's a bovinous woman who thinks that the average person can't boil water, never mind an egg.

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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: London.
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boil....water? I have this machine which does all this type of work for me, its called a mummy.

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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Wherever your imagination takes you...
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hehe, me too!

But seriously, she act's like evryone's a moron, and she's this super-intelligent bee-atch who has to teach us how to turn the kettle on. If you ask me, she's undermining us Brits.

LET THE REVOLUTION BEGIN!!!

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Registered: Oct 2002
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like Shiloh said we HATE her, Very Very much

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Registered: Sep 2002
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i hate her ice-cream. it's the mankiest stuff i've ever tasted...

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