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MajorCarter
Major Samantha Carter SG1

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kills Jonas and they send his body back to his homeworld, then Teal'c

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Stargate 4x06 - Window Of Opportunity:
O?NEILL searches through MALAKI?S bag. He finds the weapon.
O?NEILL: What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?
DANIEL (stepping forward): Err?I do.
O?NEILL: Bad example.

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Jaffa
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Raises his eyebrow for the millionth time, and says, "

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MajorCarter
Major Samantha Carter SG1

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"O'Neill, Major Carter, Daniel Jackson. We are a team again."
O'Neill: "Cool".
Carter smiles.
Daniel descends to a human form. "Yea."
General Hammond walks in and says: "SG-1 we have a situaution."
O'Neill: "Yes sir! Let's embark!"
General Hammond: "Would you like me to tell you your mission first?"
O'Neill: "Yes. That would be helpful."
General Hammond: "The Tok'ra have contacted us and ..."

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Stargate 4x06 - Window Of Opportunity:
O?NEILL searches through MALAKI?S bag. He finds the weapon.
O?NEILL: What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?
DANIEL (stepping forward): Err?I do.
O?NEILL: Bad example.

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Jaffa
U all go squish now!

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said that they have finally decided to surrender to the Goa'uld."
O'Neill: "Its

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Kesia
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"Its a joke, right?"
Hammond: "Of course! Now, why don't you and I have a nice cup of tea?"
O'Neill: "Uh... no thanks, sir" (Thinks to self: Jeez, I'd hate to be fat..."
Hammond: "What was that?"
O'Neill: "Since when can you read thoughts?"
Hammond: "I can't. But you just gave yourself away. What were you thinking?"
O'Neille: "

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president doc
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That I wanted to be fat and old like you and stuff... why, what were YOU thinking old man?!

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MajorCarter
Major Samantha Carter SG1

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(what the hell?)

O'Neill: "I was thinking that we need to go on a mission."
Carter: "Sir, how about we go explore a new planet?"
O'Neill: "General?"
General: "You have a go."
Carter: "Ok, I'll go find a new unexplored planet, then."
***
Daniel watched SG-1 getting ready to embark and feels happy that he is once again a member of SG-1.
Then, they go through the stargate and step out onto ...

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Stargate 4x06 - Window Of Opportunity:
O?NEILL searches through MALAKI?S bag. He finds the weapon.
O?NEILL: What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?
DANIEL (stepping forward): Err?I do.
O?NEILL: Bad example.

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D?W?R
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Registered: Oct 2002
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the stargate platform

we are back on earth, said Sam

Ya think, said Jack.

wait everything is different, said Daniel. wasnt that gun on the left side.

Your right, said Sam.
Everything here is right to left, even the mole on my , well lets nots talk about that, said Sam. This alternate reality look like a mirror image of hours.

I thought stargate cant send us to alternate reality, said Daniel.

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*Please ignore the last reply. It was simply lame. *

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Hammond: "Hang on, I don't think, as a woman, you are suitable to choose the m--"
WHAM!
"Now THAT was insubordination!" Said Daniel.
Hammond is lying, sprawled, on the ground. His flab spreads beneath his weight. Slowly, it engulfs the others.
"Noooo!" Cries Major Carter as she too is being sucked into the flab.

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MajorCarter
Major Samantha Carter SG1

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(please ignore THAT last reply)

SG-1 stepped through the gate into a different world. There was lot's of
O'Neill: "Trees. And more trees. Carter, take some mineral samples, Daniel look for signs of indigenous life and Teal'c ..."
Teal'c raises his eyebrow.
O'Neill: "Uhh ... secure the area."
Teal'c nods politely and walks off.
Carter: "Secure the area, sir?"
O'Neill shrugs. "He's got to do something".
Daniel: "And what are you going to do?"
O'Neill stares at Daniel. "Get back to work. That's an order."
Suddenly, out from the bushes jumps out Jaffa. They surround O'Neill, Carter and Daniel.
O'Neill mutters: "so much for securing the area, teal'c."
Daniel: Jack, ssh, they don't know he's here".
O'Neill: "How can they not know?"
Carter rolls her eyes. "He's hiding, sir."
Then one jaffa steps forward and deactives his helmet. He says ...

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Stargate 4x06 - Window Of Opportunity:
O?NEILL searches through MALAKI?S bag. He finds the weapon.
O?NEILL: What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?
DANIEL (stepping forward): Err?I do.
O?NEILL: Bad example.

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"Kehukd kdorgde fujjfok!!!"
The human's stare at him.
"Hunnluj!!!!!!"
"Speak english you retard!" Shouts O'Neill.
"He says that the planet is under attack, sir." Says Teal'c.
"Thank god one of us are Jaffa." Says Daniel.
"By who?" Says Carter, only mildly interested.
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O'Neill: "Uh .... the Goa'uld carter. Duh."
Daniel smirks: "I thought you were supposed to be smarter than Jack".
Jack blinks.
Jaffa: "SILENCE! As i stated before this planet is under attack by your lord ... ANUBIS!"
Daniel rolls his eyes.
Carter sighs.
O'Neill: "Oh for crying out loud ..."
The Jaffa then tie up SG-1 (excluding Teal'c) and take them to ...

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Stargate 4x06 - Window Of Opportunity:
O?NEILL searches through MALAKI?S bag. He finds the weapon.
O?NEILL: What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?
DANIEL (stepping forward): Err?I do.
O?NEILL: Bad example.

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MajorSam
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A huge mansion with all the trimmings in it. the Jaffa says: "you will be under the best of care until Anubis comes. He will want you all as hosts, especially the female," nodding at Sam

"Hey, no way! none of us are gonna be hosts while i'm in command!"
Hammond suddenly pops up and says, with a menacing smile "Very well, Colonel, you have now been officially demoted to a Captain. Major Carter, you are now in command!"


(and please don't have some more of those stupid "and then they woke up..." things)

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... and then they woke up! (LOL, JK!)

Major Carter stares at the General. "What are you doing here anyway?"
O'Neill: "You can't demote me."
Daniel: "Uhh ... guys? Anubis has arrived."
Anubis/Teal'c: "No Daniel Jackson, it is I. Teal'c."
Everyone stares at Teal'c.
O'Neill: "Your Anubis?"
Daniel: "That doesn't make sense".
Carter: "No! He must have dressed up as him!".
Hammond: "Major, that's really lame".
Carter: "Sorry sir."
Teal'c removes Anubis's hood. "I have killed him"
O'Neill (sarcastically): "Yea, that's what you said about Apothus. Remember? He only came back 10000 times".
Daniel: ...

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Stargate 4x06 - Window Of Opportunity:
O?NEILL searches through MALAKI?S bag. He finds the weapon.
O?NEILL: What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?
DANIEL (stepping forward): Err?I do.
O?NEILL: Bad example.

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