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ColJ
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Actually, if you can watch the show ' Queer As Folk' on Showtime, without puking, they use that missionary position frequently.

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Jaffa, Kree!
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yeah i can watch it regularily without puking...

sex in the city, on the other hand, make me hurl every time. my god! how gross!

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*goes off to look
WEHEY! Sam/Janet stories!!! you guys can find your own maleslash fic.. bahahahah....
*reads a little, gets distracted
okay, should be looking for fic.... hmmmm
*picks a few at random
This would be much easier of we went by ratings... anything over M15+ should do the job....
*scans a few more
OH MY GOD these are all the most pathetic whimsical bullcrud i've ever read!!! where's the hard core lovin???????????
*decides to go outside and foul the freshair...
pfft this sux0rs

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http://www.area52hkh.net/alf/decisions.htm <<---- PURE SMUT
try that. i couldn't reasd the whole thing with out going 'ewwww!!!' and laughing out loud at the same time. (not that i have a thing about slashfic. its just that i have a thing about Jack and ... ANYONE... rubbing uglies.. *shudder*)

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MacGyver
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this thread is gay

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guessed
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^^^ that's it? somewhat dissappointed

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Deathbunny
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quote:
Originally posted by MacGyver
this thread is gay

And now you are too!

Seeing as you posted here...

So, tomorrow, you have to start looking for boyfriends!

Aren't you excited?

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guessed
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nah he don't need a BOYfriend, he needs.... no, i promised jk i'd be good....

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guessed
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quote:
Originally posted by ColJ
Actually, if you can watch the show ' Queer As Folk' on Showtime, without puking

i must admit that show is a bit hard to take. it's only just started here in australia (few months back) i started to watch it, but lost interest because it's revolving around gay stuff (doh), no i mean the stories are not good, the drama is not good, the actors are mediocre (although justin's so cute it hurts) - i need a REASON to watch it, i won't watch it "just because it's gay". the graphical scenes even i winch at...

"sex in the city" i could never stand - got pussy in it to start, that's a big enough reason NOT to watch :P

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If you had to come up with a Top 10 ways woman writing male gay pron or slash fiction get it wrong...

first of all i must say i've never understood why straight guys get excited at two women together. i see that as lesbianism, which is homosexual afterall, so why would heterosexuals find it interesting??

for me, i do NOT find the thought of two or more guys together attractive (talking about porn, not fiction here). perhaps the thought process is like "if there is only one guy then i can imagine myself in there, but if there's two then there's nothing left to share"??? or something like that (smirk all you want, but i have pretty high morals in life - i don't believe in sleeping around and multiple partners etc)

i had a look at the boymeetsboys link here but couldn't find anything to get my interest. just read (most of) jk's "pure smut" link, and although i changed the names (because i have NEVER seen jack/daniel together - i made it aldwyn and davis he he heeee) i never found this interesting. really. felt nothing. boring. it's just not "worded right". kinda surreal in a way perhaps, i find it hard (for language reasons) to explain things like this. i'll find something "good" later and put it somewhere if anyone is interested.

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quote:
Originally posted by Deathbunny
And now you are too!

Seeing as you posted here...

So, tomorrow, you have to start looking for boyfriends!

Aren't you excited?

I'm looking at you sexy

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Deathbunny
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I'll admit I'm kinda' wierd when it comes to sexual motivations, but the general thought process on guys watching girl/girl stuff (as far as I've been able to figure):

1. It's a woman (actually two) engaged in sex. (A visual/auditory stimulation)
2. There's no other guy in the picture. (A detractor for many becasue of homophobia or comparison appearance-wise)
3. It allows the idea of joining them.

I don't think most men really see it as homosexuality because they're focussing on each of the females as a sex object individually...

...and not registering the implied emotional side that would probably be going on.

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quote:
Originally posted by MacGyver
I'm looking at you sexy

The Ennumerated Reasons Deathbunny Isn't Gay (Mk 1 Mod 0):

1. Fascination with large breasts.

2. Doesn't know how to "prance".

3. Has a hairy chest of his own, not interested in another.

4. Likes kissing partners with flavored lipstick.

5. Thinks femme bois should act like the men they are.

6. Can't handle one-night stands.

7. Can't dance.

8. Reacts to direct threats aggressively and totally sucks at thinking like a victim.

9. Owns nothing in pink or rainbow hues.

10. Thinks the proper response to gay bashing isn't a demonstration or lawsuit... It's mass application for concealed carry permits and bulk purchases of .357 Magnums or .45's.

11. Can take or leave The Wizard of Oz or anything with Judy Garland.

12. Thinks sexual preferences aren't political issues... Thinks privacy and personal responsibility are and the enforcement of all applicable laws on violent crimes and invasion of privacy.

13. Thinks that, as long as no one's getting hurt or being forced to do anything beyond their consent, whatever two (or more) people decide to do is up to them.

14. Has no fashion sense.

15. Can't interior decorate an outhouse.

16. Has no hair to style.

17. Finds the idea of a relationship with a person who automaticall asserts power over him...

...or can't make decisions for themselves...

...abhorrent.

18. Can't even fake a proper lisp.

19. Did I mention breasts?

20. Has difficulty shaving the backs of his thighs.

There you go!

20 to start....

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a response from a gay guy =)
1. ewwwhhh
2. neither do i
3. same here
4. yuck, but guys can wear that
5. say what??/
6. me neither
7. me neither
8. DISAGREE
9. me neither
10. me too
11. i can leave ALL that
12. me too
13. totally agree
14. DISAGREE
15. me neither
16. me neither (at the moment)
17. no comment
18. LOL i've tried, but can't pull it off either
19. ...and tatical vest and boots wasn't it??
20. why would you want to?

oh, god, don't tell me i'm turning straight - nooooooooooooo. i mean, ewwwwhhhhh who'd wanna do that (ok, most of you do). me, i'm happy and content, it's taken a long time to get there though, i'm not about to turn around now

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Thanks for that self-psycho-evaluation guys ...

quote:
Originally posted by MacGyver
I'm looking at you sexy

Bahaha, didn't know you had it in you.

And yeah, who says the authors of gay men fic aren't guys?

I read a Sam/Teal'c fic once, that was... original.

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Deathbunny
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quote:
Originally posted by guessed
a response from a gay guy =)
5. say what??/

Affected behavior... The fake stuff...

If that's the way they are... *shrug* Cool...

...When it's an act it's just annoying.

quote:
Originally posted by guessed
a response from a gay guy =)
8. DISAGREE

I'll ignore or walk away from verbal threats or implied stuff.

I'll avoid fights whenever practical.

However, when someone's coming for a fight though...

...I plan on winning.

(And it's a subconcious reaction.)

quote:
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a response from a gay guy =)
17. no comment

I'm coming off a relationship that she was totally dependent at first and, for the last year even after we seperated, is trying to assert influence over me. It's frustrating and a bit scary.

I feel, for a relationship to be healthy, both people need to be interdependent and share the decisionmaking or else someone'll eventually get marginalized or scared and abused.

quote:
Originally posted by guessed
a response from a gay guy =)
19. ...and tatical vest and boots wasn't it??

*smirk*

Among other things...

Shared showers, pale skin, chicks in uniforms...

quote:
Originally posted by guessed
a response from a gay guy =)
20. why would you want to?

I got bored and a little depressed for a while, then I got carried away with the clippers and razor.

*shrug*

quote:
Originally posted by guessed
a response from a gay guy =)
oh, god, don't tell me i'm turning straight - nooooooooooooo. i mean, ewwwwhhhhh who'd wanna do that (ok, most of you do). me, i'm happy and content, it's taken a long time to get there though, i'm not about to turn around now

2 Things:

1. You're as gay as you want to be.

2. I'm not the typical straight guy.

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Jaffa, Kree!
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oh man, this has been the most fun and interesting thread in a long time.

not sure i can add anything further to the discussion,, so you bois have all the fun you like

Macgyver - you crack me up man.

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O'Neill
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quote:
Originally posted by Deathbunny
OK, let me get this straight... er...right...

What's the deal with women writing gay male fiction?

I mean, is it just a wishful thinking thing?

Or is it something else?

And how accurate is it?

I mean, you look at some girl/girl porn and you can tell it's a male fantasy version set up for primarily visual stimulation versus anything really sensual...

...OK, on second thought, this may not be a subject for discussion here.

Anyone with an opinion though, please PM me.

I'm curious.

Im with the Bunny on this one. Its scary but its also a little cool too.

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