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The police responded that this sorta thing happens all the time, and that he shouldnt worry cause any one who was kidnapped by the owner of that car always showed up again with a look of being completly satisfied on there faces.

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(:eek


which just made Jack even more mad, but she was indeed returned, and the kidnapper, some messed up chap by the name of Austin Powers, was most unhappy.
"I shagged ur groovy sexy lady of a girlfriend, but she didn't like it! have i lost my mojo again!?"
"nope, but i already have the best shagger in the world, Jack!" said Sam.

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and not long after Sam became pregnant, apperently Austin hadnt really lost hie mojo.

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But had just droppd it down the back of his sofa.
BUT THEN...
Sam found out that she wasn't really pregnant, so she celebrated by shagging Jack for 48 hours NONSTOP!!! Afterwards she was really tired, naturally, so she went to sleep, btu when she woke up, she was...

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in a tunnel walking towards a really bright light at the other end, until....

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she reached the end, where she saw...

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Jack already waiting for her with a dozen Roses in one hand and a .......

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big box of chocolates in the other, along with tickets to her favourite holiday destination...

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so they go out for a fine night on the town. As they are walking out of the Sams favourite holiday destination, a.....

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bright light surrouds them, and they find themselves on Thor's ship.
"Hey! Thor buddy! Whassup!"
"I need your help, SG-1." Jonas and Teal'c are standing behind Thor, you see.
"What with?"
"Well, I need you to...

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swab the decks of my ship so it will be clean when my wife gets back.

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(a wife? crazy!)

Or she will kill me, then clone me again, then kill me again!" Jack sighed and started to swab, but then...

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Daniel showed up and did it all in a blink of an eye and said hurry run guys Mrs Thor is here, and boy is she mad." Right after he yelled out his warning, the deck began to shake as something big approached.


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and mrs thor ran in, shouting:
"THOR!THIS SHIP IS ABSOLUTELY FILTHY! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?" At which point Jack leans on the transportation thingy and Thor, Jack, Sam, Jonas and Teal'c are transported to...

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Cheyenne mountain, stargate room. They imediatly activate the stargate and run through it to who knows were, they were just trying to escape Mrs. Thor. Who...

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