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MajorSam
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many gallons of ice cream, with Smarties and Reece Peices in it, intsead of toilet water!!!

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Jaffa
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Jonas was overjoyed in finding out that he didnt have to frink Toilet water, so he bent over to take a drink but as he came close the the ice cream it changed into.....

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MajorSam
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what was supossed to be there... Jack, having not seen the transormation, pushed Jonas' head into the toilet as a joke...

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Jaffa
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Jonas came out sputtering, and cursing. Jack finally did see what was in the Toilet and said, "woops sorry Jonas, i didnt mean to do that." In his anger Jonas.......

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MajorSam
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suddenly started to...

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Jaffa
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(aww come on MSam, u could have awnsered)

reach for his Zat. Jack saw him and said, "........

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MajorSam
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(hehehe)
hey, lets have a duel! what do you propose be the reward, my good sir?

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Jaffa
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Jonas replys, "A kiss from Teal'c." Jack looks at Jonas scared like and says, "Um ok." So......

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MajorSam
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the suddenly both draw mighty swords from scabbards(that is the right word, right?...) at their sides, and...

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Jaffa
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Jack lets himself get beaten horribly by Jonas.(cause he doesnt want to kiss Teal'c) Jonas goes to claim his prize by walking up to Teal'c and saying, " Now i get a kiss." Teal'c Raises an eyebrow and then puts his staff to jonas's mouth and say, "kiss this." Promptly firing and killing Jonas. He then turns to Jack and says.....

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MajorSam
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(BUA HA HA, i LOVE it!!!)
there, you now owe me exactly 500 dollars for killing him. i told you that this would be the day! in ur FACE, Kern! (short for Colonel...)

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"thank u Teal'c, im much obliged, and ill pay u back at base." Teal'c says, ".....

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MajorSam
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Very well, i know you are good for it!"
but Sam corners him in the locker room when they get back, and the money is not in his pants when he puts them back on!!!

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Jaffa
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cause Sam had stolen it(bad Sam). Teal'c walks in then and says, "O'Neill were is my money?" Jack replys, "....

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MajorSam
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Sam just stole it outta my pants, when she was supossed to be getting dressed!!!"
Teal'c raised an eyebrow VERY high... "Dressed?"

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