Charlie Carter
1/2 of the Teen Brigade!
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Wherever your imagination takes you...
Posts: 352 |
Jack: Damn, guess I'm gonna have to cancel that Oprah interview.
Teal'c: What is an Oprah?
Jack: Lucy, I'm home..
Teal'c: I am not Lucy.
Jack: My name is Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise... Actually my name's not Kirk... It's Skywalker, Luke Skywalker.
Jack: Is everyone clear on that, Daniel?
Daniel: What?
Jack: Good
Jack: We came here in peace. We expect to go in one piece.
Jack: General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this guy.
Jack: I'm just going to assume you've never been in prison before?
Daniel: Oh, right, and you have?
Jack: That's why we'd like to go back sir. Carter wants to get a closer look with her specialized dohickeys.
Hammond: Do Hickeys?
Jack: I believe that's the technical term sir.
Jack: And? So? But? Therefore?
Jack: You'd think they never saw a guy raise from the dead before.
Daniel: Well they didn't call it the dark ages because it was dark.
Jack: Way to go Junior!
Jack: So Merim, you're a reactor expert?
Merim: Yes
Jack: How old are you?
Merim: 11. How old are you?
Jack: So Merim, you're a reactor expert.
Jack: Major, next time Daniel wants to help someone, shoot him... Major, next time I try to help someone, shoot me.
Teal'c: Jaffa Joke: A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard?s eyes glow, the Horus guard?s beak glistens, the Setesh guard?s nose drips.
Jack: So you mean in some alternate reality there's a version of me that actually has a clue what you're on about?
Carter: Maybourne! You are an idiot every day of the week! Why couldn't you take a day off!
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