Deathbunny
"Mostly Harmless."
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Phoenix, Arizona, USA
Posts: 1416 |
1. 6mm Carcano to the back of the head.
"Up and back. Up and back Up and Back."
2. Bomb in a briefcase nest to the leg of his map table.
"Was ist Das? Was ist der tickentocken?!?!?"
3. Strafed by Messerchmitts in his Staff... er... vehicle.
4. Shot in the back of the head while watching "Our Tok'Ra Cousin"
"Four score and seven millenia ago... Our forefathers crawled from the ponds of..."
5. Chopped up and have his found in a some Goa'uld named Dah'Mer's freezer...
6. Killed in a bizarre Sarcophagus accident when someone accidentally puts it on "High for 9 Hours" instead of "High for 9 Minutes".
7. Crashes when a host captured from America assumes the the speed is in Imperial when it is, in fact, metric.
8. Tries to invade Russia and starves to death on the march back from Moscow.
9. Two little kids pin him down and pour salt on him, then leave him to burn in the sun on a sidewalk.
10. Has a house fall on him out of a Tornado.
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- Deathbunny
"Truth requires no belief and Belief requires no truth."
"Our actions support our beliefs, but without our beliefs, we have no justification for our actions." - J. Wheeler
"Everything has its own place and function. That applies to people, although many don't seem to realize it, stuck as they are in the wrong job, the wrong marriage, or the wrong house. When you know and respect your Inner Nature, you know where you belong. You also know where you don't belong." -From "The Tao of Pooh"
You too can be *NUKED*! Ask me How!
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