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neith
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top 10 ways to defeat Anubis

1) tell the Asgard his host is one of their primordial ancestors - after what he did to Thor I'm sure the asgard will enjoy performing vivisections to remove that vital sexy dna!!!

2) Sool the Gouald Costume Guild onto him - he's voilated the dress code with that out of date hooded cape Nazgul look!

3) have him capture Sam and take a fancy to her - within hours catastrophe will follow!

4) send Jonas to negiotate with him - even half a hour of Jonas' EEK factor - earnest eager and keen!!! will either have him helpless with laughter or retiring to his sacrophagus for a decade's nap to recover!

5) send Ascended Danny to visit him !
a hours sermon of pseudo mahayana metaphysics should shrivel his symbiote !
shudder which zen text book "inspired" the writers for certain scenes in meridian???

6) how many times do I have to say it !

chocolate - massive shipments of darrell lea dark chocolate bars thru the gates!!!

7) O"Neill takes him fishing and the minnesota mosquitos eats him alive!

8) reactivate the reese gynoid and tell
her she can pay whatever games she likes with Anubis

9) tell the nox he's been playing in one of their wildlife reserves

10) of for pity's sake someone check peter's schedule for next year and find out how many episodes of da vinci's inquest he's signed up for and then

BRING BACK APOPHIS to kick Anubis' butt!

please give us a sexy stylish smart sneaky Gouald villian instead of a thug in a cape !!!

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Is this the right forum? Not that it's any of my business.

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2) Sool the Gouald Costume Guild onto him - he's voilated the dress code with that out of date hooded cape Nazgul look!

What does Sool mean? And the Nazgul look will never be out of date, it's epic.

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lol, ummmmm.... guessing someone doesn't like Anubis? And not a great fan of Jonas... or Meridian.... Or....

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Or anyone for that matter....Its was a short laugh.....

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please give us a sexy stylish smart sneaky Gouald villian instead of a thug in a cape !!!

Osiris???????

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well Venus it was either here or the general forum?

sool ... what you do when you're encouraging the dogs to chase off intruders?

I actually like Jonas !
I'm just very afraid the character will not be handled properly ...
its just that peachy keen smile and EEK - earnest eager and keen - does sum up the characteristics of jonas that seem to most either annoy or endear people !

Anubis doesnt so far impress me the least!
He seems more a SFX than a character - maybe he's a holographic front for Osiris?

meridian - i liked it better than i thought but it had several writing flaws and i could see missing scenes in it - scenes that seem to have been cut to allow for more jack/daniel angst

it was a good script that seems to have suffered from over editing and "helpful" last minutes alterations?

and I still want Apophis BACK!!!
its that combo of cold hostile glares with a whisper of deep hidden fires ... i miss!!!

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Lucyace
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and I still want Apophis BACK!!!
its that combo of cold hostile glares with a whisper of deep hidden fires ... i miss!!!

Nooo, please no more! He was a really good bad guy... but face it- he's dead. Not coming back. It's already been done and if it happened again it must mean that the writers are really running out of ideas


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sool ... what you do when you're encouraging the dogs to chase off intruders?

Still not getting what you mean.


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it was a good script that seems to have suffered from over editing and "helpful" last minutes alterations?

Either that, or the writers are trying to keep us guessing until the very last moment.

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"sool" isn't in dictionary.com. Is it like, Aussie slang? *thinks* When you encourage dogs to chase something? Yell at them?

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Umm... the Americans go "sick 'em boy"... or is that just stereotyping? I have never heard that word in my life.

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What does "sick 'em boy" mean?? The good old Brits say "run like the wiiind!!!"

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It mean kill, kill, kill!

The Irish don't need to say anything to get the dogs to attack, we just don't train them not to

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its that combo of cold hostile glares with a whisper of deep hidden fires


That's the reason I thought he was funny, in a sad way, when he wasn't supposed to be

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It mean kill, kill, kill!

Well, I wouldn't have put it like that... I would have said:
"Go get (kill, maul, eat, bite, damage, mutilate... you get the picture) him boy!"

So yeah, what KC said

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lol, wat a description. i agree with Lucyace, he was good, but he been brough back to much. he's gone forever *sniff*

And the Nazgul are sweet! like said b4, epic!!!!

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does it help explain "sool" if I state the image I had was of dozens of the little gray guys clambering all over Anubis like hyperactive puppies all trying to obtain dna samples by various means?

unless they're too busy reading the copy of "The Joy of Sex" jack sent them?

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OK, it might be one of those days..... but I'm still not understanding this.

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you could shoot him twice with a zat ?

Or whats more fun, you run over his testicles with a steamroller wooooooooo thats got to kill, or you could chop one of his arms off, pour itching powder down his pants and leave him hanging off a cliff, but the killer has to be Cilla Black !!! Supprise Supprise will leave his brain melted,

would you pick anubis on Blind Date who knows under that mask may lie a beast of a lover

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