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Faceh
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another one

WOO

teal'c and oneill playing golf through the stargate

hammond: col oneill what the hell are you doing
oneill: right in the middle of my backswing !!!!!


love that line

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TESKAn
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Another one from Window of opportunity, the golf scene:

Jack: How far is Olaris anyway?
Teal'c: Several billion miles O'neill.
jack: That's gotta be a record...

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Faceh
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lol i forgot about that one better watch the ep again

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chameleon
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1. "You're an idiot every day of the week. Why couldn't you have one day off"

2. "I'm a lousy cook and I couldn't spin, weave or dye if my life depended on it."

3. "Daniel, find me an anthropologist who dresses like this and I will eat this headdress."

4. Daniel, before your head explodes, can I remind you that we have more important things to deal with right now?"

5. "Daniel, how long do you figure we ought to hang out here and scratch our cosmic heads?"

6. "Comtrya!"

7. "The very young do not always do what they are told".

8. "I guess I've always had a soft spot for the lunatic fringe."

9. "It's my side arm, I swear."

10. "The lights are on, but there's nobody home."

11. "Captain, relativity gives me a headache."

12. "Teal'c, look scary and take point."

13. Teal?c: ?What is an Oprah??

14. ?I like the yellow ones?- (Thor small victories)

i don't know what eps they are from but you get the point

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puddykat
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i think wOO is officially the funniest epp!
and it also has shippiness so it keeps me happy!

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Majson
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from COTG

Sam: Dr. Jackson I presume. I'm Doctor Samantha Carter."
Jack: I thought you wanted to be called Captain

Daniel: Chu'lac. Sounds good
Jack: I hear it's nice this time of year

from Enamy Within

Teal'C: If I had killed you then, I would not be here now
Jack: Neither would I

from Ascension

Simmons: Need I remind you ...
Daniel: Could you? Go slow...

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thialfi
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One very recent one, from Fail Safe.
The running joke between Teal'c, Jack, and Daniel
Jack: "I'm confident"
Daniel: "Me too"
Teal'c: "As am I"

from Enemies

Jack: "You really know how to have fun dontcha Major" (or something like that"
Carter: "Having fun now, sir"
Jack: "You go girl!"

from Urgo.

Jack, Daniel, Sam (together): "He didn't mean it!"
Teal'c (at the same time as the others): "That was not his intention"

And of course, the classic

Jack: "It's my sidearm, I swear"

That cannot be beaten!

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Rhydderch Hael
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Also from CotG:

O'Niell: "Hold down the fort, Kawalsky."
Kawalsky: "Bring me back a T-shirt."

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puddykat
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first ones
teal'c says something to jack:
jack:what if im not o'niell
teal'c: then i was not talking to you!

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