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D?W?R
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US vs Canada-joke

USS Lexington Aircraft Cariier received a signal from the Canadians telling them to alter their course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision.

US: USS Lexington replied, you must alter your course 15 degrees North.

Canada: No you must alter your course 15 degrees south.

US: We repeat this is USS Lexington Aircraft Cariier, we are protected by 5 Destroyers and 3 subs, you must alter your course 15 degrees north.

Canada: This is a lighthouse, your call.

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Oldest. Joke. Ever.

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D?W?R
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oh well

its new for me

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president doc
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You know whats funny? I call canadians French Americans, the two most hated peoples in the world

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lol funny

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haha, never heard that one, thanks Dawar

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You only don't like the french cos the french don't like the english
Even if they suspect you of being english, they treat you like shit

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Yeah, its cos our economy in fiscal year 2000 was US$1.6 trillion wheras theirs was a measly US$1.599 trillion, that 1 billion really got them in a tizz, especially since they have 20 million more people

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quote:
You know whats funny? I call canadians French Americans, the two most hated peoples in the world



Only 5 % of Canadians are french, numnuts.
The rest of us are Eskimos.

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Only someone from Can-na-DUH! would know that

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No doot aboot it eh. Numnutz .

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A DOLLAR?! WOW! Thats AMERICAN currency!!!! What do you want sir?!!!

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I know nice french people.....

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Plus they invented French kissing, what with the tongues and all.

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Considering the Lexington was a WWII-era Aircraft Carrier that mostly haunted the Pacific...

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