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neith
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10 ways to keep SGC members out of your house

how to keep UNinvited SGC members and other unwelcome guests out of your house if you're Sam Carter!

1) get a pet - a large pet - bring a unas home next time you visit a certain planet - they can talk and they dont shed fur!

2) tell all those gas leak inspection teams ...sorry the nsa the nid and the cia and the kgb already have surveillance bugs in place ... no room for any more especially in the bathroom

3) come to the door wearing lingerie and snarl
i'm having a private dinner and pause and snarl not a public orgy !!!

4) make alien guests pay your credit card off!

5) ban people who clearly do their shopping on the internet - orange silk shirts under cowboy jackets!!!

6) put up a sign saying entry only permitted for semi-naked dancing boys with hot bods

7) turn the entire house into a shrine for your ex lovers hereby giving visitors the heebie jeebies

8) remind o'neill your good friend and buddy janet frasier is giving him a TOTAL check up next week

9) ban any guest not bringing chocolate - the expensive kind

10) get another cat - one that sheds copiously
on guests

yes i saw ascension !!!

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lol. What made you think of that then?! It's certainly original!

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Marleen
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I defenitely like number 6 and 9

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I defenitely like number 6 and 9

If those where true I would never make it to Sams front yard, much less her house.

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The Ash Man
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i wouldn't keep sam or janet out of my house

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Wouldn't keep 'em out, but couldn't make it into theirs.

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he wouldnt let them out either

dont laugh at me but i dont get this one...someone explain it:

8) remind o'neill your good friend and buddy janet frasier is giving him a TOTAL check up next week

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lol, uh, lets see, your not over 18 right? well, if he had a total check up, urm..well, if shes Sams buddy, and.... you know, if Sam wasnt very happy at you turining up at her house, nudge nudge, snip snip, probe probe... EEK EEK!

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Hmm, speaking from experience there Pressie? *starts pulling on a glove. You know, I always wanted to be a doctor...

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Marleen
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Did I already mention I'm a excellent assistant? (Ok actually an assistant for a veterinarian, but I'm good a poking stuff *veg*)

I volunteer to help Kamakazi Casper


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I don't think neith has a problem keeping people away from her.

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The Ash Man
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that was pretty mean, but funny

...and...

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nudge nudge, snip snip, probe probe... EEK EEK!


ROFLMAO!!!

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wouldnt the probe probe come after the snip snip!
anyway the reason she tells jack that janet is gonna get a full medical is that janet might find the hiccies sam put there!

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first of all, the probe probe did come after the snip snip

and secondly, urm...what was i gonna say again?....hmmm


OH YEAH! well, first of all, I thought that, but then I realised that O'neill was teh wrong type of human for full medicals to reveal anything, unless he flipped both or the other side of the coin, and im not gonna elaborate puddy, so the conclusion is that the probe probe eek eek would be the deciding factor in keeping O'neill away....besides, why would she want to keep him away only to give him hickeys? sigh..shipper logic.....itll be the end of us! tsk

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me no entiendo!!!!!!
sorry i meant before!!!!!!!!
shipper logic isnt stupid...just blonde logic doesnt make sense!

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