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Jaffa
U all go squish now!

Registered: Oct 2002
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yes she and i were.......

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MajorSam
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Registered: Jul 2002
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um.. well, ya know...
"No, i do not believe i do, O'neill. please explain..."
"we were having sex for cryin out loud!"
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Jaffa
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"What is this Sex?"
And over the next hour Jack explained to the clueless Jaffa all about ice cream.

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MajorSam
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but the very wise Jaffa could see right through him...
"Tell me about this "Chocolate body paint"" he said, holding up an empty bottle of it, that Sam forgot to clean up...


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Jaffa
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(ur making this very hard on me, i so want to destroy Jack now)


after she ate her ice cream. JAck said, "it is an Earth costum to squirt the choclate all over the floor, and......

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MajorSam
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(why thank you, one does try! i am very pleased with my work)
"play around in it, like pigs do, in mud...

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Jaffa
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and then we eat it.......

(im gonna destroy it soon so be prepared, ill try to be as nice as i can)

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MajorSam
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but yet again, Teal'c saw riiight through it! he tells Jack what it really is, and Jack is to red and embarassed to reply, so Teal'c knows he is right. "is it an enjoyable experiance O'neill?"
Jack, being so embarassed, quickly replies "No!" juuuust as Sam walks in, looking for the body paint. " why you cheating B*%[email protected]#&!" and runs out. "NO, Sam, my love, my life! () i will make it up to you, please! we can do 8 bottles of body paint, like you've always wanted!" () Sam, who loves Jack so much, accepts his offer, and they run off to her place to carry it out, which they do...

(i'm in a very funny mood )

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Jaffa
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until they realize that Jacob just walked through the door. Jack Grabs his close and runs out the door. But he leaves behind his......

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MajorSam
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secret Chocolate (or any flavour) Body Paint weapon...

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Jaffa
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that Teal'c finds and gives to General Hammond. The General imediatly calls Jack and Sam to his office, so he can yell a lot and.....

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MajorSam
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ask Jack where he got his Secret Weapon. Sam actually replies, saying that he got it from a secret shop, when they were shopping a couple of months ago... and that if they told him, that they'd have to kill him.

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Jaffa
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THe general wants to know any way, so Sam tells him, he then has them locked up together in a cell, and calls the Doctor to his office.

(what is wrong with me)

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(I don't know, but i hope you don't have the same thing i do...)
and asks her to make sure they are not alien saboteurs, because they are acting very strangly, but after she does, she finds out that they are infact, them, just a bit high on Chocolate...

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Jaffa
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and caffine( agreat combo). And that they are.....

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