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Charlie Carter
1/2 of the Teen Brigade!

Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Wherever your imagination takes you...
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Talking Agony Aunt

Sam riffled through the paper. She'd had a hard day and needed therapy. Ah,
the problems page. Sam smiled wistfully. Her kind of problems would never be
on this kind of page. She imagined the letter:

Dear AA,
I work for a top-secret government agency and I go through wormholes for a
living. I'm in love with my commanding officer, my best friend is on a
higher plane of existence, my other team mates are aliens and I'm depressed.
What shall I do?
Major S. Carter
PS: I'm having trouble with the naquada reactor and I'm working on a
naquadria assignment.

She laughed. That would be a sight for sore eyes. She pondered what other
people might write...


Dear AA,
I am an alien to this world and my learning rate is accelerated. I am
constantly trying to impress my leader, but his sarcastic comments are
putting me off. I am useless at anything hands-on, but very good at stuff
like plans and cultures. How can I use my skills to impress my superior?
Jonas Quinn
PS: Since I moved to the SGC, I have become confused at the superstitious
sayings, like 'crossing your fingers.'

Dear AA,
I am a colonel who hates Russians. My best friend ascended a while back and
since then, I have rejected replacing him, but recently I was told to pick
someone or have a Russian operative on the team. I had to pick a guy who is
a lot like my friend, but in another way, very different. I feel.annoyed.
Not at him, but at myself. But he does bug me slightly because he is a
replacement for my best friend. No one can fill that gap.
Colonel J. O'Neill
PS: I keep missing the Simpsons when I go off world! It matters to me!

Dear AA,
I am a traitor to a false god. I now work for the Tauri and the Jaffa
rebellion group. My wife is dead because of her stubbornness. My friend is a
big glowing squid-like organism. I am in deep worry when I emerge from
Kelnor'eem. What can I do?
Teal'c

End.

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Enami
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Registered: Oct 2002
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It is wonderfull!!!!!!!The diaries has been a good idea.
Congratulations!

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Charlie Carter
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Thankyou! I had to really think about Teal'c, cos he's so damn unreadable!

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MajorSam
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Registered: Jul 2002
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I love it! SOOOOOOO funny!!!

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chameleon
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I'm with MajorSam on this on...Its sooo funny.

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MajorCarter
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*agree*

I wonder what General Hammond would write ...

*hint hint*

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chameleon
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Registered: Oct 2001
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Dear AA,
Will that smart ass 2 in command ever grow up?? As usual didn't listen when he was meant to went to another planet got busted up and comes back and asks why...I don't see what the Major sees in him.(yes i do know what do they think that i'm dumb) It's a pity His best friend is dead they had a good thing going..We need a new coffee machine..I thought it was glowey that used to brake the machines but now i'm starting to wonder unless glowey drinks coffee which he doesn't then it can't be him...I need coffee...How else am i going to survive this place??
M.G.G.H
P.s What am i to do with the everytime that my grand daughter needs me I say yes then have to shut the base down problem??

My thoughts on what he would say...Sorry no wink wink here

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MajorCarter
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ha ha! funny

ok ... i wonder what DOCTOR FRAISER would say

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O?NEILL: Bad example.

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chameleon
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AA.
I can't take this anymore the man that i'm in love with just happens to be mother nature what do i do??. he doesn't come in no more so i can't tell him that he has to do a complete physical everytime he comes in (All though i think he was getting the point). If on more team with no hot guy comes in the think i'm gonna have to have a girls night out with Major i love Jack but don't tell him??..What am i to do???
D.A.D Father nature lover
p.s How do i stop my daughter from having more of a sex life then me??

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Charlie Carter
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Nice one, chameleon! They were very impressive!
Damn! Why am I beaten to it? Hehe!
Okay, try another one....
Dr. Mackay!

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chameleon
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Registered: Oct 2001
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Dear A.A
Man I should never have gotton that women to start to like me. Sam sma samsamsamsamsamsamsamsam..What should i do i like a lady named SAM A hot Major who just happens to have kissed me and i died a thousand deaths Samsamsamsamsam.
Sam Lover.

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Hahha,very funny Chameleon...

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Siler:

Got out my big wrench and fixed a few pending problems today.
ps. Its a REALLY big wrench.

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Charlie Carter
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Very good, pres doc...

BUT!
Can you do Anubis?

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U put it on!!!! Why didn't u tell me?

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