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Bose-Einstein
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Funniest Dialogue Ever

[Teal'c] Are you ready, O'Neill?
[O'Neill] No. Give me a warning.
[Teal'c] I am going to shoot you.

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what eppy is that from?

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lol. The stroke lines in Red Sky are quite funny too. Have you heard all the fuss about Wormhole Extreme? Are you looking forward to it?

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what eppy is that from?

Prodigy. Teal'c's gonna shoot Jack so the little light bugs don't get him.

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It's Teal'c and Jack (the most humourous characters) in the best double act I have seen in a while

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How about this, I'm going to try to get this right from memory so...

T'ealc: Appearences may be decieving
O'neill: One mans ceiling is another man's floor
Daniel: A fools paridice is a wise man's hell
O'neill: Never run with scissors?

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It's Teal'c and Jack (the most humourous characters) in the best double act I have seen in a while

nah Daniel and Jack are better

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nug, you're odd

Teal'c and Jack grab all the best lines... although Daniel and Jack get all the good moments...

i think the funniest lines have got to be from Tangent.

JACK: Jacob, is that you?
JACK: Your spaceship's bigger than ours.

and from 5th Race:

TEAL'C: I am confused, O'Neill. Are we preparing to dance or to do battle?

they crack me up everytime...

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Teal'c and Jack = teh daddys!

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This is a great idea for a thread, I hope a lot of people post on it.

Another one of my fav's was:

O'neill: I think what the Captain is asking is 'What now?'
Bra'tak: Now, we die.
O'neill: Well, thats a bad plan.

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Yep, we should compile some "Compendium of Comedy", there are some moments that have you really laughing, but nothing so far beats that moment in Prodigy with Teal'c and O'Neill

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nug, you're odd

Pfft I could have told you that So could have about 700 other people

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Well, this thread died.

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CLEAR!!! BANG...BANG.

There I got it back!

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LOL. It needs posts (Hint Hint) I imagine there were more than a few funny moments over the years.

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