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A Shipper game

ok a lets have a new game. But lets have no bashing of the shippers in it. Basiclly if some one sets up sam and jack then dont kill them off or seperate them. other wise have fun





A very short time ago(about 5 minutes) in a mountain kinda far away(400 miles) there was a group of 4 people who.......

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-If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. General George S. Patton
-"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."Joseph Heller(Catch22).
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
Albert Einstein

were eating blue jello and talking about...

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Bovine Revolutionary No. 23 || Gater || Serious Manic || Amateur Agony Aunt || Love child of Legolas and Venus

who, in gods name, would make blue jello, and why doesn't it taste like bubblegum. They looked to the packaging for some clues...

and find that it is actually made by....

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Bovine Revolutionary No. 23 || Gater || Serious Manic || Amateur Agony Aunt || Love child of Legolas and Venus

the NID, who are trying to....

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-If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. General George S. Patton
-"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."Joseph Heller(Catch22).
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
Albert Einstein

...destroy the universe so that they can all...

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Industrial Light & Magic jokingly created " The Stephen Sommers Scale" to measure the extent of digital effects used in a given movie scene: the upper end of the scale, called "What Steve Sommers Wants," comes right after "Oh God, The Computer's About To Crash!"

Die wonderful deaths(rools eyes). So as the Nid started moving this Blue Jello out to sell to the rest of the world........

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-If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. General George S. Patton
-"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."Joseph Heller(Catch22).
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
Albert Einstein

but SG-1 decide to stop it and gear up for the mission. General Hammond says "You have a go" and they go through the Stargate. Once there, at a new planet, they get very confused as to why they went to another planet and not to NID headquarters.
Teal'c ...

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Stargate 4x06 - Window Of Opportunity:
O?NEILL searches through MALAKI?S bag. He finds the weapon.
O?NEILL: What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?
DANIEL (stepping forward): Err?I do.
O?NEILL: Bad example.

...says "are we nearly there yet?" for the hundrenth time. Jack turns round and says...

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Industrial Light & Magic jokingly created " The Stephen Sommers Scale" to measure the extent of digital effects used in a given movie scene: the upper end of the scale, called "What Steve Sommers Wants," comes right after "Oh God, The Computer's About To Crash!"

i want me some pie, where is my pie?" "Calm down Sir." Carter says, "Ur going to....

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-If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. General George S. Patton
-"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."Joseph Heller(Catch22).
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
Albert Einstein

bust a vein" Jack smiles.
"You've got pie, ain't ya, Carter?"
"Uhh.... No?" She smiles, trying to hide her...

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Bovine Revolutionary No. 23 || Gater || Serious Manic || Amateur Agony Aunt || Love child of Legolas and Venus

personal pie behind her back.
"give me the Pie Major", Jack says.
"No Sir, i cant do that. U see sir this pie......

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-If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. General George S. Patton
-"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."Joseph Heller(Catch22).
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
Albert Einstein

is special."
"Why?"
"Cos you gave it to me, sir." She bats her eyelids, and Jack knows that to take the pie would be foolish, so he motions to Teal'c, who snatches the pie. But then he...

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Bovine Revolutionary No. 23 || Gater || Serious Manic || Amateur Agony Aunt || Love child of Legolas and Venus

hits O'Neill in the face with it. Teal'c then doubles over laughing, along with every one who sees it happen. Jack.....

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-If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. General George S. Patton
-"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."Joseph Heller(Catch22).
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
Albert Einstein

gets frustrated and orders everyone to go back to Earth through the Stargate, but while Daniel was dialing home ...

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Stargate 4x06 - Window Of Opportunity:
O?NEILL searches through MALAKI?S bag. He finds the weapon.
O?NEILL: What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?
DANIEL (stepping forward): Err?I do.
O?NEILL: Bad example.