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A Game VII
Okay, gaters, no word limit, but try to keep it down, 'kay?
Here we go...
A short moment ago, in a galaxy not-so-far-away, there was a team called SG-1: Colonel Jack O'Neill, Major Sam Carter, Jonas Quinn and Teal'c. They were, at this moment, discussing the delights of pie. Jack was saying that pie is ...
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wonderful, while Teal'c was raising an eyebrow and looking perplexed. While at the same time Carter was making out with Daniel. When Teal'c saw them he said, "........
(haha)
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"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
Albert Einstein
Daniel, you are an evil horrible git who's evil and is out to take over the world, and are evil." so Teal'c kills Daniel, and Sam is very happy because Daniel was forcing her to kiss him, when she really wanted to make out with Jack, which she then did.
(haha)
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Sam then states that apple pie is the bestest.....She had a whole pie to her self just this morning......Mmmmm apple pie.
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jack agrees, and they start sharing a gigantic pie, that could last them forever, but they suddenly get to the middle, and have the sweetest little kiss like from the Lady and the Tramp awwwwwww
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HRADP!!!
Awwww.....As they are eating pie The nox come along and bring back daniel from eternal torment and make him see the errors of his ways and causes the rest of sg-1 to forget the previous events that lead to Daniels death so once again they are happy sg-1.........
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especially Sam and Jack, who have moved onto Strawberry Rhubarb pie, which is Sam's favourite pie in the whole entire universe (that's true in real life ya know! )
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I LOVE AMANDA!!!! add me to MSN: [email protected]
Closest Alli: Sam Fan
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Then General Hammond walkzes in and tells SG-1 that they have a mission to ...
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Stargate 4x06 - Window Of Opportunity:
O?NEILL searches through MALAKI?S bag. He finds the weapon.
O?NEILL: What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?
DANIEL (stepping forward): Err?I do.
O?NEILL: Bad example.
As they were doing this they only noticed that there were a bunch of next next to them.......Since they were talking about pie and had one next to them jack thought why the hell not...'Hey fella's you want some pie'??? The nox looked at him.....
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eat all the pie in the entire universe. having this huge challange before them, they go back to Urgo's planet, and get him downloaded again!!! he is very pleased with this, as are Sam and Jack, due to greatly increased *cough cough* pleasure in everything..*wink wink nudge nudge* and they set out on their quest!
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So, here we find SG-1, on their quest to eat pie, with Urgo cracking worse jokes than Jack... Bad...
"Wow! Look at that!" Jack shouts. It was the mother of all...
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Pies. it had a diameter of 300 yards. and was 10 feet tall. Next to the giant pie SG-1 found.........
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-If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. General George S. Patton
-"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."Joseph Heller(Catch22).
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
Albert Einstein
A little pie. Jack's eyes lit up at the prospect of eating both pies...
Then Sam grabbed a fork and...
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dived into the pie like it was a big pool, Jack soon followed and giggling could be heard from inside the pie.
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-If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. General George S. Patton
-"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."Joseph Heller(Catch22).
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
Albert Einstein
Jack and Sam emerged with huge smiles on their faces, but then a swarm of bees came and attacked them all, seperating the team individually....
Dum, dum, duuuuum!!!
Jack ran out of the pie, an evil glint in his eyes...
He had to find his beloved....
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