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Posted by Charlie Carter on 12-01-2002 04:27 PM:

A Tale of Three Tails

Jack crept along the floor. I can't believe I'm doing this... he thought. Carter brought up the right flank, as Teal'c sneaked up the left. Jonas was behind, zat at the ready in case everything went wrong.
Jack gave the signal, and all hell broke loose.
The sheep heard Carter and made a break for the left, but Teal'c ushered them back right. They bleated and ran up the straight and into the pen, Jonas coming and shutting the gate behind them.
"BRAVO!" yelled Murlock, as he vaulted the fence and ran up to meet them. "Worthy of an award."
"Worthy of an alliance?" panted Jack. Murlock laughed.
"Of course, Colonel. But first, follow me into the temple."
Sam's eyes gleamed as they made their way to the temple, and this did not go unnoticed by Jack.
"You okay, Carter?" She nodded and giggled. Jack raised an eyebrow, then followed her line of sight. A dog and a duck looked like they were talking to each other in a series of woofs and quacks. Cute.
In the temple, Murlock instructed them to sit on the pedestals provided.
"Wait here," he smiled. "I won't be long." He left the room and Teal'c immediatley got up to look around. Sam smiled as a duck waddled in, quacking loudly. Jack twiddled his thumbs. Jonas frowned. The duck's quacks were getting more and more agitated. Sam stopped simling and looked closely at the duck.
"QUACK! QUACK!! QUACK!!!"
"Oh, do shut up, Emeralia." Murlock was back, this time with a remote of some kind. He smiled and pointed it at them.

FLASH

Teal'c turned to see his teammates. He found a dalmation in O'Neill's hat and fatigues, yapping at two labradors, one golden and one chocolate, both in fatigues. Major Carter and Jonas Quinn. Teal'c sighed. Now he had three dogs to walk...

Continued soon...

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Posted by MajorSam on 12-01-2002 08:31 PM:

haha. that's funny. having to herd sheep or whatever to get an alliance. waiting for the continuation, lol

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Posted by chameleon on 12-04-2002 08:23 AM:

They were prob just doing it to see what type of animal they would be???

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Posted by Charlie Carter on 12-04-2002 05:46 PM:

Had not thought about that... what are you, psychic?

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Posted by Lord Yu on 12-13-2002 09:48 AM:

No but I am!

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Posted by Lord Yu on 12-13-2002 09:50 AM:

Had not thought about that... what are you, psychic?

No but I am!

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Posted by Charlie Carter on 12-13-2002 06:16 PM:

Part Two

Jack yapped angrily. This was really stupid...
"Carter!" he barked. "Leave Teal'c alone!" For she had ran over to lick his hand. She looked at him with her puppy-dog eyes.
"Sorry sir," she whined. "I'm a dog. What d'ya expect?" She woofed quietly at Teal'c, who looked intensely into her eyes, as if he wished she could communicate with him in a way he could decipher...
"Colonel," yapped Jonas. "What the heck are you doing?" Jack looked really guilty as he edged away.
"I was just going to go bite Murlock in the..."
"Sir!" barked Sam. "Look!" She pointed with her nose.
Murlock was fiddling with the remote.
"Damn thing, cant believe it..." He never saw Teal'c approach him.
POW!
He fell to the floor, knocked out by the blow to the head. Teal'c retrieved the remote and indicated that the dogs should follow him. They trotted alongside him, Jack growling at his misfortune as Teal'c led them back to the gate...

To be continued...

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